动物笑话|A preacher is buying a parrot 传教士买鹦鹉

A preacher is buying a parrot

Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.

Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.

Do you see those strings^{1 on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm2.}

Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?

I fall off my perch^{3, you stupid fool! screeched4 the parrot.}

一个传教士在买鹦鹉

你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒其他人吗？传教士问。

哦，绝对不会。它是一只真诚的鹦鹉。店主保证说。

你看见它腿上的这类细绳了吗？当你拉动右面的这根，它会背诵天主经，当你拉动左面的那根，它会背诵赞美诗

太棒了！传教士说，但假如我同时拉动两条绳子，会发生什么呢？

我会从树干上掉下去的，你这个笨蛋！鹦鹉尖声说道。